Now here I present to you kids, a nice little gemstone of work. I personally think I did a rather good job. Gasp. Self confidence. Anyway. It's a little something different then my usual prose writing (as in this time, there's actually plot progression asides from just descriptions). So, I hope you enjoy; I really do.

Title: Shutter Speed
Fandom: Peacemaker Kurogane
Author: takkey
Rating: PG15 - R
Dedication: For rasetsunyo with erupting hearts and cookies for that wonderful sketch of Susumu over at the PMK community.
Characters/Relationship: Yamazaki Susumu centric – (Hijikata/Susumu; hinted Hijikata/Okita)
Disclaimer: PMK is Nanae Chrono’s lifework
Summary: AU: On the light filled, lie filled, drug filled streets of New York City, two unlikely people collide.
[Part of a series for 20_aus]

( New York City - this place makes you dead. )

Ah. Should I hand out tissues? Maybe?

And Jaise decided to be nice today. I uploaded my 'current' song for all you people. This is indeed the song I was listening to while writing this piece of...something. So. Snag it while you can.

http://s51.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=24LOP7TSNOPP11NG39SG3KF3G3

Oh yeah. Fixed the layout sort of. Will try to find a way to replace the right module without it...eating everything else. Alrighty.

New layout? Sort of. Had a lot of fun with PSP over the weekend. Lots.

So Jaise wrote ficcage in the spare time I pretend to have (which of course I really don't). This is for the Peacemaker Kurogane fans out there. Wherever you are.

Title: Equable
Fandom: Peacemaker Kurogane
Author: takkey
Dedication: The PMK fans
Characters/Relationship: Yamazaki Susumu
Disclaimer: PMK is Nanae Chrono’s biscuit.
Summary: Susumu’s job has allowed him to develop a few odd habits and rituals.
( In the morning he grooms his hair with an ivory comb made from the bones of a mighty whale. )

That was...strange. I mean, sure I haven't watched/read the entire series yet so maybe it's a little odd. Oh well - I've gotten rusty, I must say and apologize. Hopefully it wasn't too painful to endure.

Why's it so damn cold?

Remember how Jaise promised ficcage? Well, Jaise kept the promise. Here, kids. This is the result of too much time dwelt in English literature. (For all those who have ever read and studied Tim O'Brien's amazing works - perhaps this will make more sense then it does at the moment, which is really, not much).

Title: A Difference in Language
Fandom: Bleach
Author: takkey
Dedication: For kaeru_chan with sweets and summer song.
Characters/Relationship: Hisagi Shuuhei
Disclaimer: Bleach is Kubo’s sonnet
Summary: Shuuhei tells a story (and wonders why people are just so stupid).

( There's a story that sometimes he likes to tell )

Okay. You can all stop staring at me like that now. And this is totally un-beta-ed because I wrote it during the piano-thing (See below) while waiting for my turn to play. Yes. But, really, this time I'll award anyone who can explain this little piece of madness right there. C'mon now, give it a shot you punks.

So. Today was the piano-thing. It was a waste of my time. But nevertheless, I guess I did learn a few things here and there. Here and there. Yes. And even though I did mess up just a little, it wasn't anything big and in the end, everybody was (sort of) happy.

Oh right, the GJ topic from last entry. Well, I applied for two RPs, one which I sent in my application and WAS ACCEPTED THANK YOU VERY MUCH. It's an AU HP one. So, I like Jo's works - bugger off. Jaise likes being a dork sometimes. Plus, this one was started by a college English major...and so far, it looks just great. Oh, I'm the role of Sirius Black by the way (SQUEE!). The other one (an original) I am almost done with the application so it should be in tonight.

And work? I'm finally done cramming all the information for my exam on Tuesday. Well, I still have a small section of it left - but I'll deal with that later.

Jaise's To-Do List:
† Post for Gin and Hisagi and Janx in deathonly
† Send in application for GJ RP.
† Finish re-reading the material for Tuesday's exam.
† Complete another fic.
† Talk to people. (Aw man, DO chat was simply crack on wheels)
† Take a shower.
† DAMN IT. RELAX FOR ONCE.

I feel like I just sat through a tumble-machine. Or whatever those things are called. My head pounds. But I did manage to write something this afternoon.

Title: With Good Intentions [Sequel to "Paper Thin"]
Fandom: Bleach
Author: takkey
Dedication: For darth_snuggles with sunflowers and mint tea.
Characters/Relationship: Matsumoto + Hitsugaya (platonically)
Disclaimer: Bleach is Kubo’s sponge.
Rating: PG
Summary: They’ve both got their own personal problems – but sometimes, they can relate.

( When she sees the sunlight catch through the heart-shaped glass sitting upon her captain’s desk, she sometimes gives in to wonder. )

Something that's rather cute I hope. And that makes sense. Yes it does - to me at least. OH and I actually do have Hitsugaya's little glass heart container with stars. ( It's not THAT girly )

Wonderful.

I need so much caffine right now. I need somebody to take my brain out of my ears and shake it and jump on it and - oh yeah, gotta put it back too. It's useful on certain days.

Oh yeah, today's the Chinese Moon Festival. This means I'll be writing more ficcage with that theme. Soon. Yeah.

I hate post offices today. Just today.

It's been raining so much today. I almost lost power twice with all that thunder. Why do kids have to eat cereal with so much sugar in it anyway?

And this? I wrote this in school for my creative writing class's freewriting time. Sorry. I couldn't help it. I love him too much.

Title: Gotta Love It
Fandom: Bleach
Author: takkey
Dedication: For everyone who has enjoyed learning with open hearts.
Characters/Relationship: Shiba Kaien
Disclaimer: Bleach is Kubo’s chocolate milk.
Rating: PG
Summary: Kaien was both shinigami and teacher.

( Teaching has never seemed of much interest to him. )

Hah. Another non-tearjerker right? Goodie.

So excited for afterlife_rp. So excited.

Should have finished my homework two hours ago. But no. I mean, really, when you see the title of your assignment as: "Write a thesis based on the ecological causes of the Virginia mortality crisis (1607-1624)"...you arn't exactly all that pumped up to get started, you know.

Oh by the way - I'M OPENING UP FICCAGE REQUESTS AGAIN. YES. YOU READ RIGHT. REQUESTS ARE NOW OPEN.

I really need better shampoo.

And I can't believe it's already Wednesday. Half of the week is gone. So fast like boom. BOOM. What's up with that.

And okay. So. Everyone's been flipping out over Bleach 195. I don't need to say anything - the rest of the world has already done that part. Just wanted to note it as a good Kubo-fanatic should. I feel warm inside now. Or that could just be the hot chocolate. Maybe.

What can I say - I had a good day. Besides the fact that the LJ just deleted my previous entry. Yeah.

Title: In Sacrifice
Fandom: Bleach
Author: takkey
Dedication: For kaeru_chan with kisses and homemade noodles.
Characters/Relationship: Hisagi Shuuhei
Disclaimer: Bleach is Kubo’s cup (…however you want to take that).
Rating: PG
Summary: There is a fine line between "what we can do" and "what we should do".

( Within each clam there lies a pearl. )

Sorry firstly, about the "jaiseyoumakenosenseyousuck". However, I must admit, I only provide you with a topic and a character - what you get out of it is something entirely different. Everyone should have different interpretations, different meanings. I don't wish to tell you how you should feel - that's communist.

Pimping afterlife_rp. Multifandom. Crazy people. I MOD IT WOW. And in which Gin befriends Kaien and Shinji Mimura (Battle Royale) takes over the 12th division. Very much in need of more BLEACH players and BR players. GO. NOW.

Speaking of which. Caught up with most of my posts in deathonly. Which is good. Getting rather obsessed with my Hollow though. Really want her to play a part in the conspiracy...HUH.

So. Lots of homework but that's really okay because most of the answers are in the back of the book and Jaise is just such a cheater and would very much like to see a shinigami strip dance - I MEAN WHAT.

Family has been biting lately - but it's getting better. I've got to learn how to stop pissing people off sometimes. Really.

Finished something interesting today. Sort of. Apologies for the relation towards a similar poem.

Title: Of Bird and Mountain
Fandom: Bleach
Author: takkey
Dedication: For kisah with much smiles and happy noogies.
Characters/Relationship: Kuchiki Byakuya
Disclaimer: Bleach is Kubo’s pocket watch.
Rating: PG
Summary: Byakuya has always relished in two things: silence and art.

( Silence is something that reigns supreme within the stoic personality of Kuchiki Byakuya. )

Once again, my work is going down the "YOUMAKESENSELIKECOWSEATFEET". Or something. Anyway.

I'M A MOD LIKE YAY? Working on an RP comm with random_prophet who is indeed, awesome beyond belief. HEH. Will update and PIMP SOON. Soon.

Whee. School looks good tomorrow for now reason. Family still sucks eggs though. Ah well - you win some you lose some.

OH HOLY COW HORNED FISH HEADS.

...it's Gin's birthday.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? YES. OF COURSE YOU DO. JAISE IS GONNA EAT PEOPLES OMGYES.

Not really.

Just most of you.

Anyway. I had to give him a present! SO LUCKY YOU, KIDDIES:

Title: Personality Sea Glass
Fandom: Bleach
Author: takkey
Dedication: For Gin. For his birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONEY!
Characters/Relationship: Ichimaru Gin
Disclaimer: Bleach is Kubo’s nosebleed.
Rating: PG
Summary: There’s a reason why he is as he is – at least, he likes to think so.

( The tiny piece of sea glass is tinted light green and is barely larger than the heart of the palm of his hand. )

That was rather thought invoking, no? AH.

Either way, I'll say it again - HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIN!!! He will get a few other gifts soon. SOON.

As for reality...I'll get back to you on that one. Piano audition today - not fun. Still. Will edit after everything is over. Soon.

I woke up this morning and saw a picture of my dear sweetheart Kaien sitting on my desk. How wonderful. So kiddies, enjoy this.

Title: As Fireworks
Fandom: Bleach
Author: takkey
Dedication: For everyone who has known the joy of treasuring something.
Characters/Relationship: Shiba Kaien
Disclaimer: Bleach is Kubo’s fridge.
Rating: PG
Summary: Kaien reminisces about the start of the family business.

( Kaien remembers the first time he made and set off a firework. )

Finally something that ain't a tearjerker, eh kiddies? Good, good.

You know, aside from Shuuhei, Aizen, and Gin, there has never been another guy in BLEACH that I've wanted to shag so much as Shiba Kaien. Really, really. Wanna make Jaise happy? THEN SOMEBODY WRITE ME A FIC AND SMUSH ME WITH THIS MAN AND I WILL GIVE YOU GIFTS.

ANYWAY.

Now. As for the real world of things - started school today. The result? I have a headache the size and intensity of Hurricane Katrina. Times five. Seriously.

Piano audition on Saturday. It'll be okay - I hope.

Jaise needs to strangle stupid babies right now. Gosh. Why must mother make a living teaching not-smart people?

And why is there no Kaien community out there? HUH?

I need to RP. With someone. Soon. Itching to start a community - just lazy.

Oh, alright. Need to read about Europeans killing Indians who poo in Spanish churches. And no I'm not kidding. I think it's really very disturbing that this fact is actually true. Okay.

Today has been rather cheerful - if not just really, really confusing. And crazy. And so.

Title: So He Says
Fandom: Bleach
Author: takkey
Dedication: For indirect with hearts and love and smiles and prayer and heck, maybe even a portion of the world.
Characters/Relationship: Aizen/Gin
Disclaimer: Bleach is Kubo’s gumball machine.
Rating: PG-13/(borderline) R
Summary: Gin’s a little crazy sometimes – then again, so is Aizen.

( Gin likes to go to the extreme of things. )

Okay. So if that wasn't just the most confusing crazy thing ever, I don't know what is. I promise something normal tomorrow. Or soon.

Great way to start off the new school year - with a stomach virus. Yeah, that's right. Wonderful ain't it?

There are just some people who are really bad at keeping secrets. Found that out today in a not so happy situation.

Right. So today is "Ask Jaise a Question Day". Hm? What? Yes, it is an official holiday as signed and agreed by the president of the United States and maybe Mars -

Whatever. Anyway. This is where you can comment and ask me any question. Yes. ANY question you'd like. There are only two conditions: (ONE) It has to regard me; meaning, don't ask me who's going to win the world series because, I don't know and frankly, I don't care. (TWO) Any question except the notorious "Are you gay?" question. Because really, it's getting old. And I'm not, for the record okay? Anyway.

That was completely random - but c'mon now children, amuse me.

School tomorrow. Getting a bad vibe already.

Oh yeah, meme. Right.

( Jaise in seven seven steps )

This just may be the single longest entry I have in here that talks about absolutely nothing. Splendid.